klueles:

things you shouldn’t ask 5sos to do or answer in interviews 2k16:

• ask them if they’re single. we want to hear about the music not your eight grade gossip.

• if they’d date a fan. no one gives a shit since we all know they’ll date whoever they want regardless of what they person likes.

• what disney princess/actress/singer/famous person they’re crushing on. again, no one cares, we’re here for the music, and they’ve said multiple times that they don’t like this question/get annoyed by it.

• what the first album they bought was

• play a “5 second” game. those were old in 2012.

• ask calum to read his turtle poem. leave the guy along, you can tell it embarrasses him.

things you should ask or make 5sos do in interviews 2k16:

• who can do the most push-ups with another band member on their back.

• literally that’s it.

• my money is on ashton, he looks like the type who eats kale raw and likes it.

mashlum:

can you imagine 5sos competing on masterchef australia??? ashton would be the badass cook that plated amazing dishes, calum would be the dessert guy with beautiful food, luke would cook like a God and make everyone jealous of him and michael would be the one always running late and plating last minute but his food would be fucking delicious

micool5sos:

Ashton: the feeling of the sun blaring against ur skin in the summer heat as u take a dip in an ice cold pool

Calum: the freeness u feel while driving through town with your friends and blasting your favorite songs through the stereo and screaming along to them at the top of your lungs

Luke: the calm u feel after u take a test and u think u’ve done really well

Michael: the feeling u get when u let out a huge fart that u have been holding in all day

2k15luke:

IF YOU DON’T KNOW IS ALIVE

mikeykink:

let me be serious for a second and just say that I am so thankful for 5sos not giving a damn about hypermasculine standards because I’ve seen how destructive that can be for a guy and it always makes me grateful when I see 5sos cuddle or hold hands or affectionate each other out because physical as well as emotional affection is so crucial to feeling worthy and stable and knowing that they take care of each other in that aspect just makes me so happy

5rats:

Aries: Malum
Taurus: Malum
Gemini: Malum
Cancer: Malum
Leo: Malum
Virgo: Malum
Libra: Malum
Scorpio: Malum
Sagittarius: Malum
Capricorn: Malum
Aquarius: Malum
Pisces: Malum

clifford-mania:

5sos continually lets songs like kiss me kiss me live and songs like social casualty and story of another us die

clummyhood:

clummyhood:

my favourite part of the 5sos slfl show in cardiff was when this one singular piece of confetti dropped from the ceiling and luke picked it up and went “where did this come from we don’t even have confetti in this show” and then michael chimed in with something i didn’t pay attention to before luke got that ‘i’m about to say something dumb’-smirk on his face and went “sounds budget feels budget” and that was the moment i realized how much i hate and love him at the same time it was beautiful god bless that lone confetti

2 weeks and 1900 notes later and i discover that my memory has been wrong all along and in fact calum was the one who said “sounds budget feels budget” i love him so much more now

5sostextmessages:

DO U GUYS REMEMBER THE FANDOM BEFORE 5SOS’ FIRST ALBUM CAME OUT DO U REMEMBER HOW WE HAD TO LISTEN TO THE CRAPPY LIVE LYRIC VIDEOS WITH HALF WRONG LYRICS DO U REMEMBER HOW WE THOUGHT THAT MICHAEL WAS GOING TO SCREAM IN VOODOO DOLL IN THE ALBUM DO U REMEMBER THE DAY THEY RELEASED PREVIEWS OF THE ALBUM VERSIONS  OF SOME SONGS THROUGH HUNGRY5SOS DO U REMEMBER THE FANDOM FIGHTS AND HOW OLD FANS WOULD HATE THE NEWBIES BECAUSE THEY BECAME A FAN AFTER SLSP DO U REMEMBER THE ALBUM COVER RELEASE DO U REMEMBER THE DAY AMNESIA MUSIC VIDEO LEAKED AND EVERYONE TRIED THEIR HARDEST NOT TO WATCH DO U REMEMBER BECAUSE I DO AND IM CRYNIG GOODYB E