alreadymissings:

so i’ve decided to make a master post of funny 5sos things such as funny videos, audios, keeks, anything to make you smile or laugh. there might also be some miscellaneous things including dogs, cats, etc (: it’s under a read more bc it’s going to be quite long! i hope this makes you feel better! bolded are new additions!!!!

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The signs as things 5sos have said/tweeted

Aries:"wait.. you need to have "sex" to have kids"
Taurus:"LUKE WHY DID YOU DROP STRAWBERRY ON THE FLOOR"
Gemini:"tadpoles are baby turtles"
Cancer:"it's not going to say hello it's a cOW LUKE"
Leo:"the possibilities are endless"
Virgo:"oh god i just seen calum's penis"
Libra:"hey this is michael... i'm michael this is Luke"
Scorpio:"i do what i want i'm punk rock"
Sagittarius:"dick on dick is better than dick on vag"
Capricorn:"i am famished" "great choice of words michael you're so intelligent and funny and ruggedly handsome" "shut up you're so clingy"
Aquarius:"why would i risk my life to cross the road it's called common sense motherfucker i'm out"
Pisces:"throwing socks at your window at midnight cause rocks would damage the window and i a'int paying for it"

officialashtonfletcher:

paper-storm:

hot5sosinmybag:

paper-storm:

So, Blink-182, Sum 41, and Good Charlotte have all had something of a revival in the last year, since 5sos have been a thing that exists. All great pop-punk bands who had mainstream success in the early 2000s but had fallen off a bit in recent years. And I’m not saying 5sos did that. I would never say that, because they are all amazing bands in their own right and to credit someone else with their comebacks would be disrespectful. But a part of the reason they were able to come back, is that there is suddenly a huge mainstream market of young music fans who want guitar-driven pop/rock again, something we haven’t seen in easily a decade. And 5sos did THAT. And I’m proud of my boys.

also good charlotte and all time low specifically said that working with 5sos inspired them with fresh energy and excitement seeing 5sos being so young and still so excited about writing and playing new music

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure Kellin Quinn said the same thing, that 5sos in part inspired SWS to put out their latest album Madness.

also don’t forget about ashton drumming on a large part of andy biersack’s solo album!!! he didn’t just inspire someone to release new music, he played a tangible role in the creation of new guitar-driven music and that’s pretty damn awesome

5sosthing:

idk I kinda want to be friends with 5sos. 

Like I want to hang out with Michael and lounge on the couch with him eating pizza and laughing at a dumb movie. Throw popcorn at him when he’s being stupid and boo his jokes when they’re funny. I want him to tell me to shut up when I’m ranting about a boy that doesn’t deserve my time or when I’m talking about drama that he doesn’t care about. And I want to see his face as I surprise him with a kitten for his birthday, how he holds him so gently and gasps when he starts purring and nuzzling into his face. I want to read beside him while he plays video games until he notices I’ve fallen asleep, so he carries me upstairs and tucks me in and kisses me on the forehead. 

I want to be friends with Luke so I can annoy him by asking how the weather is up there and he’d get me back by putting my favourite makeup and hair products on the top shelf where I can’t reach them. I want us to get McDonald’s at 3am and tell each other secrets and hear him say I knew you wanted the extra large fries as I steal some off his tray but I know he doesn’t mind because he smiles and nudges it towards me. I want him to teach me how to play guitar but grin when I keep messing up and ultimately sigh and give up because Luke I’m sorry but I just can’t do it…..maybe I’m better at drums? I want to go out clubbing with him and as we leave sigh super loud and drag my feet until he rolls his eyes and reluctantly offers to piggy back me as I jump on his back in seconds. I want to find him sulking on his bed after a long day so I can crawl onto his bed and spoon him, chuckle as he huffs softly in protest before relaxing and resting his hand on top of mine.

I want to be friends with Ashton so he can take so many videos of us together, when we go out for lunch or when we’re backstage before a show or when he not-so-secretly sneaks into the shower to record me singing but then run away when I scream for him to get out because damn it Ashton I’m naked get out of here! and all I can hear is his giggling down the hall telling me to lock the door next time. I want to go to thrift stores with him and laugh as we pick out the most ridiculous outfits for each other to try on, and of course take tons of photos. I want to surprise him on tour and sit snuggled on the couch and listen to him talk for hours about all of the cool experiences he’s had, and all the cool people he’s met as he plays with my hair absentmindedly. 

I want to be friends with Calum so we can go for a drive to a quiet spot on the outskirts of town and sit on the hood of the car and talk about our dreams and our fears. I want to attempt to out-drink him at a party but fail miserably and cringe the next morning when he tells me I puked on his shoes. I want to go to amusement parks with him and go on all the rides, and apologize for crushing his hand on most of them, but smile when he bumps me gently and says thats okay pipsqueak, I got your back. I want to sing along (loudly) to r&b songs with him and laugh as he tries (and fails) to be sensual, and laugh when he laughs at my (even worse) attempt. I want to fall asleep on the couch and when he finds a spot next to me snuggle into him and enjoy our quiet nap together. 

yeah……I’d like that.

lukebb:

I think if I didn’t know who 5sos were and I saw them in public I’d still just completely gape at them and not because they’re attractive but because they drastically stand the fuck out, like amongst regular people they’re like this intimidating bright shocking vibrance of color, they’re HUGE and LANKY in all black with tattoos and piercings and a loud presence, they look like they want to kill me but r busy laughing about buttholes and have unusually nice boy legs.

thm